I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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