im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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