Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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