I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
