is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
