you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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