I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
