For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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