You surviving the open bar?
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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