Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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