Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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