Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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