He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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