Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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