love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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