grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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