oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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