new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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