cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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