fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
