I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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