I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I need you to use more vowels.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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