I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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