Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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