i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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