windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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