She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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