Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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