so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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