people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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