where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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