i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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