we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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