But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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