I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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