Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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