That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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