I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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