Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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