dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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