Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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