Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
