Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I love you. Go after that dick
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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