Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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