I bet he comes in French.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize