She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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