So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Randomize
