if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ladies don't puke and tell
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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