But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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