So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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