meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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