just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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